LALU Chalisa

I know people don't like update on FB like 'on the train' or 'reached Pakistan' but still I can't resist putting something which I had on my journey from Bangalore to native. To do TP I started talking to my next berth passenger. As every other stranger we shared name education and job. After that we started discussing Bihar development. According to him '''Bihar would have developed long back in "LALU JI" era. Bill gate was the person because of whom Bihar couldn't develop. He asked lands in Bihar for cheap rate, but LALU JI didn't allow because gate could easily give the real price (I don't know from real price he meant party fund or land rate).'''

Anyways, as I wrote initially we already exchanged our first name; I can easily make out his 2nd name too.

You must be remembering one of the bollywood movies by now 'The Wednesday'. There was a famous dialogue 'Naan main log majhab dhund lete hai' but there are some occasion 'jaha hum baato se naam  bhi dhund lete hai'

Chennai to bangalore

Earlier I used to wonder how everyone's visa gets approved as was the case with my friends and relative, do US consulates really reject visas, I got the answer when mine got rejected :(

I know there was no reason to reject it but on the train while returning to Bangalore I was trying to relate it with many of the things happening in my life. Many of the weird ideas ran into my mind as if I was scientist. Some of the reason where so childish which made me to blush leaving my side fellow with lots of questions in his mind. I am trying to put this weird stuff on paper as I used to forget many of the things these days. I know if this goes to my friends they will kill me for thinking about them that way. Sorry dosto........

That fat lady at counter 5 gave her verdict quoting there was no valid reason for the visit and I felt as I was not able to convince her because Vicky had asked me not to utter extra words. I felt as if even the things I was supposed to speak became part of the extra words.

Then I called mother to convey this message of being rejected.  She was so amused as if this was the only way she could have taken revenge for sending her back to home town fighting with power cut and hot & humid weather.

Then I called RT who was supposed to be there in stated the same time my journey was scheduled. I had planned lots of dates with her over there. Then a quick thought crossed my mind like bullet. It must be his boyfriend’s curse caused the same.

Then my dear Abhilasha called me, hey I forgot, today is her b’day. Isn’t that the reason? No No she is my lucky girl.

I called my manager to inform about this, it was a formal talk but during that 30sec call I counted all my seniors who might have cursed. Who are you Nitin even god couldn’t escape curses. J

Best of them which I wanted to put at first but was shy to keep it for end as many of the people won’t read this till end like any other boring story.

I don’t know when and why this thought came to my mind. After this one I too gave a verdict for being this only reason.

I had a sex in last night dream with some unidentified gunmen sorry some sexy girl. Please don’t conclude my character by this J I am sure what I did in dream many of my friends where doing it in real at the same time. And believe me this all happened because of all the topic which came across while last night dinner with my friends.

Maths Lab

One evening, I was remembering school days with my wife. It was physics/chemistry lab which helped us to earn more numbers. Hope everyone agrees of me.
Then a controversy arose.
Why we didn't had maths lab. My wife was against mine opinion.
But I favored, the reason being....
I had been giving tuition to many students. I came across one lady preparing for GATE, working in some big MNC. She told me she just needs to cross cut off in Maths to ease her GATE.
First day only there was one Question 3X + 3X and her answer was 6-2X. Not to mention that day was my first and last class to that lady trying to cross GATE, I just wish she can cross WINDOWS.
Now how Maths lab would have helped her is this Question.
Being a lab in charge I would have kept 3-3 Mangoes (or I wish Lipstick would had been better choice) separately. After adding them it would have made her clear that it will be 6 Mangoes not 6-2Mangoes. Who defy mine opinion?